Pittsburgh Unprepared for Full-Scale Zombie Attack
As a Pittsburgher, this article concerned me very much. Particularly the bit about FUMA’s incompetence. FUMA = Federal Undead Management Agency.
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Scott, I would not worry. Most Zombie’s that would be likely to attack are not watching the Pens.
Armando
25 Oct 05 at 4:37 pm
Maybe this has been the Mayor problem all along; he is too worried about the dead, and not enough about the living. Or maybe he is a Zombie and he is just trying to kill off the rest of the city with his tax and spend (way more than we have) polices. The next Mayor needs to concentrate on the basics, sanitation, graffiti, roads, police, fire, ems, crime, etc. Stop trying to have government rebuild the city (fifth & Forbes, etc.) and let the living do it, without killer taxes.
John
25 Oct 05 at 8:53 pm
The problem with using firearms to stop the undead in a largescale zombie attack is that the sound of the round firing attracts more zombies.
bladed or blunt weapons can be just as effective if used properly without the dinner bell going off.
mice
27 Oct 05 at 6:24 pm